Saturday Nov 25

Ten Classic Quotes From The Producers (1968)

1) Max Bialystock: You were saying that under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit.
---Leo Bloom: Yes, it's quite possible.
---Max Bialystock: You keep saying that, but you don't tell me how. How could a producer make more money with a flop than with a hit?
---Leo Bloom: It's simply a matter of creative accounting. Let us assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
---Max Bialystock: Assume away!

2) Stage Performers: Springtiiiiime for Hitleeer and Germanyyyy. Deutschland is happy and gay.  We're marching to a faster pace:  Look out, here comes the master race!  Springtiiime for Hitleeer and Germanyyy, Winter for Poland and France. Springtiiime for Hitleeer and Germanyyy, Come on, Germans, go into your dance.

3) Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?!!

4) Singer (voiced by Mel Brooks): Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party.

5) Max Bialystock:
That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.

6) Franz Liebkind:
Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!

7) Max Bialystock: This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at me now, LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!

8) Leo Bloom: "Springtime for Hitler," a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow!

9) Roger De Bris: Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

10) Max Bialystock: Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation!

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