Thursday May 25

Ten Classic Quotes From Don't Be A Menace

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1) Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

2) Ashtray's cellmate (Lavar Burton): If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammad Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

3) Loc Dog:
Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!  Love me long time or somethin.

4) Mailman: Messsssssaaaaage!

5) Korean Woman:
Hurry up and buy!

6) Crackhead:
Man, I got deez cheeseburgers, man.

7) Ashtray: We got arrested for being black on a Friday night

8) Loc Dog: Break yo self! gimme yo goddamn number!...I'm a call you at about five, aight.  I said AIGHT!

9) Loc Dog's Dad: Don't be smokin ma shit, don't let me catch you drinkin ma shit, n dont be bringin none of them hoes up in ma house...unless I fuck em first.

10) Loc Dog's Dad: Let me tell you about drinking and driving man....boy that shit is fun man!...yo what you do is get yourself a forty right, then you get on the freeway, punch it to 85, then you turn off you lights let go of the steering wheel...boy it would bug you out man I'm telling you!!

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