Thursday Sep 21

Ten Classic Quotes From Dumb and Dumber

1) Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

2) Harry:
What's her last name? I'll look it up.
---Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
---Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
---Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
---Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

3) Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... YEAH!

4) Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
---Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

5) Harry: Skis, huh?
---Beth: That's right.
---Harry: Great! They yours?
---Beth: Uh-huh.
---Harry: Both of 'em?
---Beth: Yes...
---Harry: Ah... cool!

6) Lloyd: Well suck me sideways!

7) Dale's Man: They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.

8) Lloyd: Mock
---Harry: Yeah!
---Lloyd: Ing
---Harry: Yeah!
---Lloyd: Bird
---Harry: Yeah!
---Lloyd: Yeah!
---Harry: Yeah!

9) Lloyd:
Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit.

10) Bikini Girl: Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.
---Harry: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

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