Saturday Nov 25

Ten Classic Quotes From Midnight Cowboy

1) Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here! 

2) Joe Buck: Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud! 

3) Joe Buck: And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! 

4) Ratso Rizzo: The two basic items necessary to sustain life, are sunshine and coconut milk... didya know that? 

5) Ratso Rizzo: Here I am goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and if that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself. [Joe chuckles] That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here.

6) Annie: You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one... 

7) Joe Buck: Lotta rich women back there, Ralph, begging for it, paying for it, too...and the men - they're mostly tutti fruttis. So I'm gonna cash in on some of that, right?...Hell, what do I got to stay around here for? I got places to go, right?

8) Joe Buck: You know what you gotta do cowboy.

9) Joe Buck: Joe: You know, Cass, that's a funny thing you mentioning money. 'Cause I was just about to ask you for some.

10) Restaurant Staff: Where's that Joe Buck?

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