Saturday Nov 25

Ten Classic Quotes From Zoolander

1) Derek Zoolander: I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop.

2) Olaf: Cool story, Hansel.

3) Mugatu: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!

4) Derek Zoolander: You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.

5) Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

6) Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

7) Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

8) Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

9) Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

10) Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

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