The 20 Biggest Movie Douchbags

 1) Biff Tannen
Back to the Future
—“Hey butthead!  Say hello to your mom for me.”

 

2) Shooter McGavin
Happy Gilmore
—“Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.”

 

3) Sensei John Kreese
The Karate Kid
—“Sweep the Leg”

 4) Walter Peck
Ghostbusters
—“Frankly there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impact from your operation like the presence of noxious, possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. Now either you show me what is down there or I come back with a court order.”

 

5) Fred O’Bannion
Dazed and Confused
—“Y’all ready to bust some ass?”

 

6) Clark
Good Will Hunting
—“I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian precapitalism…”

 

7) Bill Lumbergh
Office Space
—“Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too…”

 

8) Percy
The Green Mile
—“I didn’t know the sponge was supposed to be wet.”

 

9) Ernie McCracken
Kingpin
—“Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?”

 

10) Eric Gordon
Billy Madison
—“Well, ‘sorry’ doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?”

 

11) Caledon Hockley
Titanic
—“Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?”

 

12) Charlie Dillon
School Ties
—“You know something? I’m still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you’ll still be a goddamn Jew.”

 

13) Harry Ellis
Die Hard
—“Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. “

 

14) Derek
Step Brothers
—“I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. I haven’t had a carb since 2004. Check these out.”

 

15) Prince Humperdinck
The Princess Bride
—“Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.”

 

16) Sack Lodge
Wedding Crashers
“I hunt quail, Jeremy. They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”

 

17) Principal Ed Rooney
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
—“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”

 

18) Judge Smails
Caddyshack
—“Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.”

 

19) Dean Gordon ‘Cheese’ Pritchard
Old School
—“This is me leaving.”

 

20) White Goodman
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
—“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody!”

 

Honorable Mentions:
Carter Burke– Aliens, Douglas C. Neidermeyer– Animal House, Buzz McCallister– Home Alone, Mike Damone– Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Richard– Van Wilder, Stifler– American Pie, Ace Merrill– Stand By Me, Pat Healy– There’s Something About Mary, Tony Perkis– Heavyweights, Stan Gable– Revenge of the Nerds, Col. William Tavington– The Patriot, Dave Harken– Horrible Bosses.

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