Television
- Louis CK

- Jon Stewart
- Larry David


- Zach Galifianakis
- Will Ferrell

- Steven Colbert
- Seth MacFarlane
- Matt Stone and Trey Parker

- Conan O'Brien
- Ricky Gervais
- Nick Offerman

- Alec Baldwin
- Chris Rock

- Dave Chappelle

- Ty Burrell

- Neil Patrick Harris
- Kristen Wiig

- Daniel Tosh
- Amy Poehler
- Brian Regan
- David Letterman

- Tina Fey
- Rob McElhenney
- Melissa McCarthy

- Steve Carrell

- Paul Rudd
- Andy Samberg

- Danny McBride
- Jeff Ross

- Patrice O'Neal

Bubble: Jane Lynch, Bill Maher, Aziz Ansari, Jim Parsons, JB Smoove, Charlie Day, Anthony Jeselnik, Wyatt Cenac, Charles Barkley, Justin Timberlake, Bill Burr, Seth Meyers, Jason Sudeikis, Eric Stonestreet, Ed O'Neil, Tracy Morgan.
The Wire (2002-2008) HBO David Simon The Wire is television perfection, and if it's not the greatest series of all time it certainly is the most under-appreciated. How this never was even nominated for an Emmy is beyond all rationale. The Wire takes a brutal look at various aspects of life in Baltimore, exploring with harsh realism the interweaving worlds of street life, politics, education, poverty, law enforcement, and the media. What emerges is the sobering realization that from the drug cartels to the fractured bureaucracy tasked with combating them, all are players in the same game, mirrors of one another in a vicious cycle of ambition, dysfunction, and moral compromise.
The Sopranos (1999-2007) HBO David Chase Long before The Jersey Shore was offending the sensibilities of Italians and Jerseyans everywhere, it was the Soprano family representing the Garden State. The Sopranos demonstrated what was truly possible for the television medium, raising production up to an almost cinematic level that single-handedly ushered in the era of premium television. Making that HBO subscription all but mandatory, it stands as the most financially successful program in cable history. Compiling 21 Emmys over six seasons, the Sopranos finally signed off in 2007 in a finale that can only be described as .
Law and Order (1990-2010) NBC Dick Wolf The show that inspired a million law degrees and almost as many spinoffs. The first half police investigation, second half trial format was originally conceived to increase the show's chances at syndication by giving broadcasters the option of splitting the episodes into half-hour airings. Fortunately, winning syndication was never a problem for this mega franchise, and it's probably not far off to say that at any one moment, an episode of Law and Order is airing somewhere.
The West Wing (1999-2006) NBC Aaron Sorkin Just where do you think Charlie got that Adonis DNA from anyway? Papa Sheen is brilliant as Commander-in-Chief Josiah Bartlet, presiding over a series that would collect an astounding four consecutive best drama Emmys in its heyday. Taking on an array of real world issues, from the Israeli conflict to DOMA to North Korean nuclear ambitions, the West Wing is as relevant today as it was over a decade ago.
Mad Men (2007-Present) AMC Matthew Weiner Mad Men is like watching literature in hourly installments, replete with incisive symbolism and complex subtleties. It follows Don Draper, ad man extraordinaire inhabiting the world of 1960's Madison Avenue, a world of rampant smoking, drinking, and philandering. However, Mad Men is not so much a period piece as it is a series of character studies. Weiner seems to intimate that we all are searching for something to fill the void, whether it be that new car seen in a magazine, the next promotion, or woman at the end of the bar. Ultimately, when we run from ourselves we just end up out of breath.
Breaking Bad (2008-Present) AMC Vince Gilligan Walter White is a high school chemistry teacher turned meth cook, and if that sounds weird just consider that this is also the guy who played the dad in Malcolm in the Middle. Breaking Bad sets its self apart from any other show in that it introduces a hero and slowely tranforms him in a villain, who in the process brings down every person around him. Whether or not there is anything left in the character of Walter White to root for may be forever up for debate. The quality of Bryan Cranston's depiction of him is not, as the guy who once asked for a "shtickle of fluoride" is now turning in some of the best acting on television.
Lost (2004-2010) ABC JJ Abrams
NYPD Blue (1993-2005) ABC Steven Bochco and David Milch
24 (2001-2010) FOX Joel Surnow and Robert Cochran The way 24 plummeted after Season 5, it's hard to remember just how riveting those early seasons really were. There was always a certain degree of suspension of disbelief necessary with 24, but a guy can only go rogue, do the "there's no time to explain" routine, and end up saving the world so many times before things just descend into the ridiculous. Still, Jack Bauer was a hero for the new millennium, and just think, would we have ever had Barack if not for David Palmer paving the way?
ER (1994-2009) NBC Michael Crighton Did for doctors what Law and Order did for lawyers. Its 124 Emmy nominations are the most in television history and its introduction of George Clooney into the public consciousness (notwithstanding the cinematic masterpiece Return of the Killer Tomatoes) is something we can surely all be thankful for.
Dexter (2006-Present) Showtime Based on the novel Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay and developed by James Manos, Jr. When Dexter hit TV screens in 2006, all the world needed was another show about a crime scene forensic. However, when that forensic just happens to moonlight as a sociopathic killer of bad guys, things start to diverge from your average episode of CSI. Think Robin Hood as a hopeless kleptomaniac, channeling his uncontrollable inner demons into a public good. Fun fact: Michael C. Hall met his now ex-wife Jennifer Carpenter (Deb) on the set of Dexter, effectively marrying his sister.
Six Feet Under (2001-2005) HBO Alan Ball Ironic that a show that revolves around death can penetrate with such poignancy what it means to be alive. This time Michael C. Hall plays a gay funeral director, running the Fisher and Sons funeral home in Los Angeles (what creator Alan Ball calls "the world capital of the denial of death") with brother Nate and partner Rico. Also in the picture are sister Claire, mother Ruth, and a host of significant others. All are eccentric, often demented, and always real, sometimes painfully so. Dealing with death on a daily basis is no easy gig. Dealing with life might very well be harder.
The X-Files (1993-2002) FOX Chris Carter-
Oz (1997-2003) HBO Tom Fontana HBO's first ever one-hour drama illustrated just how "not just TV" HBO truly was, presenting prison life with gritty, often cringe-worthy realism that spoke to themes all-to-relatable to us civilians. Thirteen actors that originally appeared in Oz went on to appear in The Wire, so it goes without saying how I feel about this one.
Friday Night Lights (2006-2011) NBC/The 101 Network Peter Berg, Brian Grazer, and David Nevins
- Reparations
- Tyrone Biggums Classroom Visit
- The N*ggar Family
- Jury Selection
- Rick James: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories
- HBO: Real Sex Street Interview
- R. Kelly's "Piss On You" music videos
- Wayne Brady's Show
- The Mad Real World
- Samuel Jackson beer
- Clayton Bigsbey, Black White Supremacist
- Zapped
- Wrap It Up
- Fisticuffs: Turn My Headphones Up
- Dave on MTV Cribs
- Black Bush
- Trading Spouses
- Wu-Tang Financial
- Prince: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories
- When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong
- Will Ferrell (1995 - 2002)-Maybe a bit of a controversial choice to some, but for 7 years, Ferrell was the glue that held the entire show together. His Alex Trebek may be the funniest reoccuring sketch ever, and his W. Bu
sh, James Lipton, and Harry Caray renditions are unforgettable. - Phil Hartman (1986 - 1994)
- Chris Farley (1990 - 1995)-Living in the van down by the river in the sky.

- John Belushi (1975 - 1979)
- Bill Murray (1977 - 1980)
- Dan Aykroyd (1975 - 1979)-Beldar Conehead, Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute, and one wild and crazy guy.
- Eddie Murphy (1980 - 1984) Mr. Robinson, Buckwheat, Gumby
- Darrell Hammond (1995 - 2009)- His fourteen seasons is by far the longest running tenure in the history of the show. Darrell has been the go-to guy for political impressions, playing everyone from Bill Clinton and John McCain to Dick Cheney and Bill O'Reily. However, nothing can top his Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy. "The Rapist for 500, Alex!"
- Dana Carvey (1986 - 1993)-One of SNL's greatest impressionists, Carvey nailed it with Bush I, Ross Perot, and Johnny Carson. His Church Lady and Garth Algar characters are also legendary.
- Adam Sandler (1991 - 1995) Opera Man, Canteen Boy
- Chris Rock (1990 - 1993)
- Tim Meadows (1991 - 2000)-The token black guy of the 90's, Meadows' best work has to be for Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
- Chevy Chase (1975 - 1976)-Also a 9-time host, more than any other former cast-member
- Kevin Nealon gt; (1986 - 1995)-Arguably the gold-standard of Weekend Update hosts.
- Mike Myers (1989 - 1995)
- Kristen Wiig (2005-Present)
- Norm Macdonald (1993 - 1998)-Another top-notch Weekend Update host. Norm also hit it out of the park as Burt Reynolds and Bob Dole.
- Molly Shannon (1995 - 2001)- Superstar!
- Chris Kattan (1996 - 2003)-Mr. Peepers, Mango
- Tracy Morgan (1996 - 2003)-Brian Fellow's Safari Planet, Uncle Jemima, Tracy also played a mean Star Jones.
- David Spade (1990 - 1996)
- Gilda Radner (1975 - 1980)
- Tina Fey (2000 - 2006)-A staple of Weekend Update. Her greatest moment may have come with her Sarah Palin cameos, for which she won a well-deserved Emmy.
- Jon Lovitz (1985 - 1990)
- Garrett Morris (1975 - 1980)
- Jane Curtin (1975 - 1980)
- Jim Breuer (1995 - 1998)
- Chris Parnell (1998 - 2006)
- Amy Poehler (2001 - 2008)
- Andy Samberg (2005 - present)-His digital shorts alone (Lazy Morning, Dick in a Box, Mother Lover...) are good enough to squeeze him into the top 30.
Notes: Though Steve Martin is a frequent host (15 appearances), he has never actually been a cast-member on the show. Other notable hosts include Alec Baldwin (15), John Goodman (12), Tom Hanks (8), and Christopher Walken (7).
15 seasons after Cartmen, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny first entered our living rooms, South Park continues to be one of the most brilliant, provocative, and downright hilarious shows on tv. After sifting through 216 episodes, here are Definitive Dose's picks for the 30 most awesomely hilarious moments thus far.
- $3.50--Watch Clip
- Dey Tuk er Jobs! -- Watch Clip
- Stupid Mongorians! -- Watch Clip
- Scott Tennerman Eats Cartman's Chili con Carne -- Watch Clip
- "People Who Annoy You" -- Watch Clip
- Kyle's Mom's A Bitch--Watch Clip
- Trapped in the Closet -- Watch Clip
- Tacos and Burritos -- Watch Clip
- A Lonely Jew On Christmas-- Watch Clip
- Lemiwinks -- Watch Clip
- Kanye is a Gay Fish, Yo-- Watch Clip
- "Whateva, I Do What I Want!"-- Watch Clip
- Mr. Jefferson's Slumber Party -- Watch Clip
- "Towelie, You're The Worst Character Ever" -- Watch Clip
- Chocolate Salty Balls -- Watch Clip
- Cartman's Dry Balls Dream -- Watch Clip
- Montage! -- Watch Clip
- Cartman Takes The Passion Too Far- Watch Clip
- Professor Chaos Goes Anime- Watch Clip
- Randy Chases The Dragon -- Watch Clip
- "They Put A Little Suit On Him!"--Watch Clip
- "Stick Your Finger In My Thresher"- Watch Clip
- Cripple Fight!! -- Watch Clip
- Cartmen Sings Poker Face- Watch Clip
- World of Warcraft- Watch Clip
- "No Kitty This Is My Pot Pie!"- Watch Clip
- Jew Gold- Watch Clip
- Chef Returns- Watch Clip
- Butt Faces -- Watch Clip
- Douche and a Turd Sandwich-- Watch Clip

