Thursday Jun 22

Five Classic Quotes From My Cousin Vinny

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1) Vinny Gambini: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth?!!

2) Vinny Gambini: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.

3) Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other...Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
---Stan: Gee thanks.
---Vinny Gambini: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
---Stan: You think I should be grateful?
---Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
---Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
---Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
---Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
---Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
---Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
---Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.

4) Vincent Gambini: Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures. Ah! These are gonna be - you know, I'm sorry, these are going to be a help. I should have looked at these pictures before. I like this, uh, this is our first hotel room, right? That'll intimidate Trotter. Here's one of me from behind. And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago. Thank you. Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks. Could we get any farther away? Where'd you shoot this, from up in a tree? What's this over here? It's dog shit. Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit, what a clue! Why didn't I think of that? Here's one of me reading. Terrific. I should've asked you along time ago for these pictures. Holy shit, you got it, honey! You did it! The case cracker, me in the shower! Ha ha! I love this! That's it!

5) Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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