Tuesday Jul 25

Fifteen Classic Quotes From Half Baked

1) Thurgood: You have smoked yourself retarded.

2) Cocaine Addict (Bob Saget): Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

3) Thurgood:
I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
---Samson Simpson: What part of Jamaica?
---Thurgood: Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!

4) Thurgood: If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?

5) Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

6) Sir-Smoke-Alot: Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

7) Brian: I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and... FLIP OUT man... all I wanna know is one thing... who's coming with me?

8) Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

9) Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy!

10) Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

11) Nasty Nate: Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!

12) Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
---Thurgood : You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

13) Thurgood: Abba Zaba, you my only friend.

14) Thurgood:
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

15) Thurgood:
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.

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