Saturday Nov 25

FIfteen Classic Quotes From Dazed and Confused

1) Wooderson: The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

2) Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

3) Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

4) Wooderson:
Say, man, you got a joint?
---Mitch: No, not on me, man.
---Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

5) Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

6) O'Bannion: Y'all ready to bust some ass?

7) Clint: I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer...Looks like we're almost outta beer.

8) Wooderson: All right, all right, all right.

9) Pink: I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.

10) Pickford:
Slater-san, how's it goin'?
---Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

11) Slater: Shotgun!

12) Carl Burnett:
We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.

13) Wooderson: Party at the Moon Tower.

14) Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

15) Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

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