Thursday Nov 23

Ten Classic Quotes From Training Day

1) Alonzo: King Kong ain't got shit on me!!

2) Alonzo: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

3) Alonzo: This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!

4) Alonzo: Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice, pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?

5) Alonzo: Myyy nigga

6) Alonzo: Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.

7) Alonzo: To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

8) Hoyt: That's the second time you pointed a gun at me. There will NOT be a third!

9) Alonzo: You KNOW I'm surgical with this bitch.

10) Newscaster: A Los Angeles Police Department Narcotics officer was killed today serving a high-risk warrant near LAX. An LAPD spokesperson says that Detective Alonzo Harris is survived by his wife and four sons.


+1 # xtreme no review 2015-07-07 18:17
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