Tuesday Jul 25

Fifteen Classic Quotes From Billy Madison

1) Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

2) Billy Madison:
Now you're all in big, BIG trouble.

3) Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

4) Billy Madison:
Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll.

5) O'Doyle: O'Doyle rules!

6) Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?

7) Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

8) Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
---Billy Madison: No, you don't.
---Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her got it on. Wooo-eee!
---Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
---Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...?

9) Billy Madison: No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

10) Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
---Billy Madison: Lady, you're scaring us.

11) Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really....Stop looking at me, swan.

12) Billy Madison:
Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.

13) Billy Madison: I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

14) Clown: Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.

15) Bus Driver: That is correct.....

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