Thursday Nov 23

Fifteen Classic Quotes From The Big Lebowski

1) The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

2) Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

3) Walter Sobchak: I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!

4) Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

5) Walter Sobchak:
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

6) Walter Sobchak: Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

7) Walter Sobchak:
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

8) The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.

9) The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

10) Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

11) Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
---The Dude: Jesus.
---Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

12) Maude Lebowski:
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

13) Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
---The Dude: 'Scuse me?
---Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

14) The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

15) The Stranger: Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

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