Sunday May 20

Movies

Written by Ben Pogany
Because if these scenes haven't already forever seared themselves into your memory, maybe its just time for a little refresher...

Warning: consider this your spoiler alert to end all spoiler alerts.  Read on at your own peril.  (But seriously, if you haven't seen any one of these movies, just shame on you.  Honestly now...)

  1. The shower scene.  Done aaaaaand done. -Psycho
  2. Fredo breaks Michael's heart; pays dearly -The Godfather II
  3. Tony Montana introduces Sosa's men to his little friend; meets a few dozen of their own -Scarface (1983)
  4. The wood chipper.... -Fargo
  5. Daniel Plainview drinks Eli's milkshake; bludgeons him to death with a bowling pin -There Will Be Blood
  6. Cereal bank robbers discover that karma is a bitch -Bonnie and Clyde
  7. David Mills "becomes wrath" -Se7en
  8. After futile attempts to hang, rack, and dismember the Scottish warrior, William Wallace finally finds freeeeedooommm!!!! -Braveheart
  9. Hannibal Lector escapes his cell; borrows a face for the ride -Silence of the Lambs
  10. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee" -Pulp Fiction
  11. Travis Bickle reaches his breaking point; murders Sport and his two bodyguards in the bloodbath of a finale -Taxi Driver
  12. Willard terminates Kurtz with extreme prejudice (ie. a machete); gives him a true taste of "the horror..." -Apocalypse Now
  13. Bambi's mother gets capped by "man" -Bambi
  14. Scorpio asks himself one question; finds his luck to be lacking -Dirty Harry
  15. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid finally reach the end of the line; go out guns a blazing -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  16. Smiegol strangles Diegol; gives himself the worst birthday present ever -Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  17. Tommy and Jimmy go to town on Billy Batts; load him into Henry's trunk for eventual disposal -Goodfellas
  18. "...Howard Beale, the first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings" -Network
  19. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes -The Godfather
  20. A raincoat-donning Patrick Bateman axe-murders his colleague to the "clear, crisp sound" of Huey Lewis and The News -American Psycho
  21. Drago breaks Apollo-Rocky IV
  22. Holly Martins shoots his old mate Lime; puts an end to a truly epic sewer chase -The Third Man
  23. Mola Ram rips out his sacrificial victim's beating heart; lowers the poor bastard into lava pit.  Kali maaaaa..... -Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  24. Kaizer Soze cleans house.  And like that, he's gone... -The Usual Suspects
  25. "Put your mouth on the curb..." -American History X
  26. Bill killed... -Kill Bill 2
  27. Raymond shakes his mother's spell; commits matri, step-patricide -The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
  28. The Joker makes a pencil "disappear" -The Dark Knight
  29. Dugan is crushed to death by a load of whiskey at the behest of union boss Johnny Friendly -On The Waterfront
  30. McClane wishes Hans happy trails.  Yippie-ki-yay indeed... -Die Hard
  31. Leonard gets sniped; plunges off Mount Rushmore -North By Northwest
  32. Carla Jean Moss (presumably) finds out just how much one can lose on a coin toss -No Country For Old Men
  33. Death by paint... -Goldfinger
  34. The Moe Greene special -The Godfather
  35. Hal opts not to open the pod bay doors after all -2001: A Space Odyssey
  36. The McManus brothers dispose of nine Russian crime bosses in Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti -The Boondock Saints
  37. Leonard Shelby murders in reverse -Memento
  38. Vizzini pulls the old switcheroo, dies anyway -The Princess Bride
  39. Warden Norton takes out Tommy; temporarily postpones Andy's trip to Zihuatanejo -The Shawshank Redemption
  40. William Munny goes postal on Little Bill, henchmen; respectfully declines his offer for a rendezvous in hell -Unforgiven
 
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Marlin Brando once said "To grasp the full significance of life is the actor's duty, to interpret it is his problem, and to express it his dedication."  Just a short generation later, Jim Carrey would observe "Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass."  Yes, there is no recipe for what makes great acting and no surefire way to distinguish it from the talking asses of the world, perhaps in no small part because when it's at it's best, it doesn't seem like acting at all.  Ranking artistry is never easy, if not downright impossible.  It's undeniably subjective, contentious, and almost sure to offend.  Of course, that's never stopped us before.  

Rankings were made taking into account overall ability and range, strength of the roles taken, longevity, influence, and awards won.  Listed alongside are each actor's best works, also loosely ranked according to how each exemplifies their talents.
Actors must have appeared in at least one 21st century feature film for consideration as "modern."

  1. Robert De Niro: The Godfather II, The Deer Hunter, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Once Upon a Time in America, Mean Streets, Heat, Cape Fear, Casino, The King of Comedy, Brazil, The Mission, Meet the Parents, Awakenings.
  2. Al Pacino: The Godfather II, The Godfather, Scarface, Heat, Scent of a Woman, Carlito's Way, Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, Donnie Brasco, The Insider.
  3. Paul Newman (D): Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, Hud, The Sting, The Hustler, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Color of Money, Road To Perdition, The Verdict, Nobody's Fool.
  4. Jack Nicholson: The Departed, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Easy Rider, Chinatown, Batman, A Few Good Men, As Good As It Gets, Terms of Endearment, The Little Shop of Horrors, The Pledge.
  5. Peter O'Toole: Lawrence of Arabia, Beckett, The Ruling Class, Goodbye Mr. Chips,  The Stunt Man.
  6. Daniel Day-Lewis: There Will Be Blood, Gangs of New York, My Left Foot, The Last of the Mohicans, In the Name of the Father, The Age of Innocence, The Crucible, The Boxer, Nine, A Room With a View.
  7. Tom Hanks: Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, The Green Mile, Road to Perdition, Cast Away, A League of Their Own, Big, Philadelphia, Apollo 13, Catch Me if You Can.
  8. Dustin Hoffman: Rain Man, Midnight Cowboy, The Graduate, Kramer vs. Kramer, Tootsie, Lenny, Marathon Man, All the President's Men, Papillon, Sleepers.
  9. Clint Eastwood: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Unforgiven, Million Dollar Baby, Dirty Harry, Gran Torino, Escape from Alcatraz, In the Line of Fire, The Bridges of Madison Country, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Hang Em High.
  10. Robert Duvall: The Godfather, The Apostle, Apocalypse Now, Network, Tender Mercies, The Great Santini, Get Low, To Kill a Mockingbird, M*A*S*H, The Natural.
  11. Anthony Hopkins: Silence of the Lambs, The Remains of the Day, Shadowlands, Nixon, Amistad.
  12. Denzel Washington: Malcolm X, Training Day, Glory, American Gangster, Inside Man, Remember The Titans, Courage Under Fire, Philadelphia, The Hurricane, Crimson Tide, The Bone Collector, The Manchurian Candidate, The Siege, Antwone Fisher, He Got Game.
  13. Gene Hackman: The French Connection, Bonnie and Clyde, Unforgiven, The Conversation, Mississippi Burning, Hoosiers, Superman, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Poseidon Adventure, Get Shorty.
  14. Morgan Freeman: The Shawshank Redemption, Unforgiven, Se7en, Million Dollar Baby, Glory, The Dark Knight, Gone Baby Gone, Driving Miss Daisy, Street Smart, The Sum of All Fears, Batman Begins, Outbreak, Amistad, Along Came a Spider, High Crimes.
  15. Robert Redford: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Jeremiah Johnson, Out of Africa, The Natural, All the President's Men.
  16. Sean Penn: Mystic River, 21 Grams, Milk, Dead Man Walking, Carlito's Way, The Thin Red Line, I Am Sam, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Colors, Sweet and Lowdown.
  17. Michael Caine: Sleuth, Alfie, The Dark Knight, The Cider House Rules, Educating Rita, Hannah and Her Sisters, Little Voice, The Quiet American, The Italian Job, Harry Brown.
  18. Ben Kingsley: Gandhi, Schindler's List, House of Sand and Fog, Sexy Beast, Shutter Island.
  19. Harrison Ford: Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Fugitive, Blade Runner, Witness.
  20. Sean Connery: James Bond films, The Untouchables, The Hunt For Red October, Murder on the Orient Express, The Rock.
  21. Leonardo DiCaprio: Blood Diamond, The Departed, The Basketball Diaries, Shutter Island, Inception, Gangs of New York, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Aviator, Catch Me If You Can, Titanic, Revolutionary Road, The Man in the Iron Mask.
  22. Geoffrey Rush: Shine, The King's Speech, Quills, Pirates of the Caribbean.
  23. Kevin Spacey: Se7en, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, LA Confidential, The Negotiator, A Time to Kill, Glengarry Glen Ross, Outbreak, Superman Returns, The United States of Leland.
  24. Russell Crowe: LA Confidential, Gladiator, The Insider, Cinderella Man, A Beautiful Mind, Romper Stomper, 3:10 to Yuma, American Gangster, Master and Commander, Blood Oath.
  25. Willem Defoe: Platoon, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Boondock Saints, Shadow of the Vampire, To Live and Die in L.A.
  26. Ralph Fiennes: Schindler's List, Harry Potter Franchise, The English Patient, The Constant Gardener, Bernard and Doris.
  27. Dennis Hopper (D): Easy Rider, Blue Velvet, Hoosiers, Speed, Apocalypse Now.
  28. Jon Voight: Coming Home, Midnight Cowboy, Deliverance, Runaway Train, Ali.
  29. Martin Sheen: Apocalypse Now, The Departed, Badlands, The American President, Wall Street.
  30. Ed Harris: Pollock, Apollo 13, The Truman Show, A Beautiful Mind, The Hours, Gone Baby Gone, A History of Violence, Empire Falls, The Rock, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Abyss.
  31. Warren Beatty: Bonnie and Clyde, Heaven Can Wait, Reds, Bugsy, Bulworth.
  32. Richard Dreyfus: Jaws, American Graffiti, The Goodbye Girl, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Mr. Holland's Opus.
  33. Matt Damon: Good Will Hunting, Saving Private Ryan, The Departed, Rounders, The Bourne Identity, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Ocean's 11, Syriana, School Ties, Dogma.
  34. Brad Pitt: Se7en, Fight Club, The Assassination of Jessie James, Twelve Monkeys, Moneyball, The Tree of Life, Sleepers, Ocean's Eleven, Babel, Inglourious Basterds, Snatch, True Romance, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Legends of the Fall, Interview with the Vampire.
  35. Christian Bale: The Machinist, The Prestige, The Fighter, The Dark Knight, American Psycho, Batman Begins, 3:10 to Yuma, Empire of the Sun, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
  36. Ian McKellan: Gods and Monsters, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Richard III, X-Men, Apt Pupil.
  37. Johnny Depp: Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Blow, Finding Neverland, Donnie Brasco, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Platoon, Sleepy Hollow, Ed Wood.
  38. Edward Norton: Fight Club, American History X, Rounders, The Illusionist, 25th Hour, Primal Fear, Keeping the Faith, The Italian Job, Red Dragon, The People vs. Larry Flynt.
  39. Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Capote, Magnolia, Doubt, Almost Famous, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, Charlie Wilson's War, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Flawless, Punch-Drunk Love.
  40. Liam Neeson: Schindler's List, Kinsey, Batman Begins, Taken, Michael Collins.
  41. Tom Cruise: Rain Man, Magnolia, A Few Good Men, Born on the Fourth of July, Minority Report, Risky Business, The Color of Money, Jerry Maguire, The Last Samurai, The Firm, Mission Impossible, Tropic Thunder, Top Gun, Vanilla Sky, Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicle.
  42. Christopher Walken: The Deer Hunter, Catch Me If You Can, A View to Kill, The Dead Zone, At Close Range.
  43. Tommy Lee Jones: The Fugitive, JFK, No Country For Old Men, In the Valley of Elah, Men in Black.
  44. Harvey Keitel: Mean Streets, Bugsy, Reservoir Dogs, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction.
  45. Samuel L. Jackson: Pulp Fiction, A Time to Kill, Jackie Brown, The Negotiator, Against the Wall.
  46. John Malkovich: Places in the Heart, The Killing Fields, In the Line of Fire, Of Mice and Men, Being John Malkovich.
  47. James Earl Jones: The Great White Hope, Field of Dreams, Jack Ryan Franchise, Coming to America, Star Wars.
  48. Jeff Bridges: The Big Lebowski, Crazy Heart, True Grit, Starman, The Fabulous Baker Boys.
  49. William Hurt: Kiss of the Spider Woman, Children of a Lesser God, Broadcast News, A History of Violence, Too Big to Fail.
  50. Gary Oldman: JFK, The Dark Knight, Leon, Harry Potter, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
  51. Benicio Del Toro: The Usual Suspects, Traffic, 21 Grams, Che, Sin City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, Guerrilla, The Argentine, The Pledge, The Way of the Gun.
  52. Javier Bardem: No Country For Old Men, Biutiful, Before Night Falls, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Mondays in the Sun.
  53. James Caan: The Godfather, Misery, Thief, A Bridge Too Far, Brian's Song.
  54. Alan Arkin: Wait Until Dark, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Catch-22, Little Miss Sunshine, The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming.
  55. Mel Gibson: Braveheart, The Patriot, Lethal Weapon, Ransom, Mad Max.
  56. Christopher Plummer: The Sound of Music, The Insider, Malcolm X, Beginners, The Last Station.
  57. Will Smith: The Pursuit Of Happiness, Ali, Six Degrees of Separation.
  58. Robin Williams: Good Will Hunting, Good Morning Vietnam, One Hour Photo, Dead Poets Society, Mrs. Doubtfire.
  59. Don Cheadle: Hotel Rwanda, Traffic, Crash, Devil in a Blue Dress, Ocean's Eleven.
  60. Kevin Costner: Dances with Wolves, Field of Dreams, JFK, The Untouchables, Bull Durham.
  61. Michael Douglas: Wall Street, Traffic, Wonder Boys, The American President, Basic Instinct.
  62. John Hurt: The Elephant Man, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Alien, Scandal, The Hit.
  63. Bruce Willis: The Sixth Sense, Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, 12 Monkeys, Sin City.
  64. Kevin Bacon: Animal House, The Woodsman, Sleepers, Apollo 13, Mystic River.
  65. Robert Downey Jr.: Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Less than Zero, Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes.
  66. Nicholas Cage: Leaving Las Vegas, Adaptation, The Rock, Raising Arizona, Face/Off.
  67. Max von Sydow: The Seventh Seal, The Exorcist, The Greatest Story Ever Told, Three Days of the Condor, Never Say Never Again.
  68. Paul Giamatti: Sideways, Cinderella Man, American Splendor, The Illusionist, Cold Souls.
  69. Billy Bob Thorton: Monster's Ball, Sling Blade, A Simple Plan, The Man Who Wasn't There, Friday Night Lights.
  70. George Clooney: O Brother Where Art Thou?, Syriana, Good Night and Good Luck, Michael Clayton, Up in the Air.
  71. James Woods: Salvador, Once Upon a Time in America, Ghosts of Mississippi, Casino, Contact.
  72. Bill Murray: Lost in Translation, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Rushmore, Ghostbusters.
  73. Joe Pesci: Goodfellas, Raging Bull, My Cousin Vinny, Casino, Lethal Weapon, Home Alone.
  74. Kenneth Branagh: Henry V, My Week with Marilyn, Hamlet, Othello, Much Ado About Nothing.
  75. Heath Ledger: (D) The Dark Knight, Brokeback Mountain, The Patriot, 10 Things I Hate About You, Candy
  76. Woody Allen: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Hannah and Her Sisters, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Deconstructing Harry.
  77. Josh Brolin: No Country for Old Men, W., Milk, True Grit, Goonies.
  78. Tim Robbins: The Shawshank Redemption, Mystic River, The Player, Bull Durham, Bob Roberts.
  79. Joaquin Pheonix: Gladiator, Walk the Line, Quills, The Yards, Ladder 49.
  80. Jim Carrey: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Man on the Moon, The Truman Show, Ace Venture, Dumb and Dumber.
  81. Forest Whitaker: The Last King of Scotland, Good Morning Vietnam, Bird, Panic Room, American Gun.
  82. John Travolta: Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Fever, Grease, Primary Colors, A Civil Action.
  83. Donald Sutherland: M*A*S*H, JFK, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Ordinary People, The Dirty Dozen.
  84. Colin Firth: The King's Speech, A Single Man, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
  85. Mickey Rourke: The Wrestler, Sin City, Diner, Barfly, Angel Heart.
  86. Martin Landau: Ed Wood, North By Northwest, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Tucker: The Man and His Dream, Rounders.
  87. Viggo Mortenson: Lord of the Rings, A History of Violence, The Road, Eastern Promises.
  88. Steve Buschemi: Fargo, Reservoir Dogs, Ghost World, Living in Oblivion, The Big Lebowski.
  89. Albert Finney: Murder on the Orient Express, Tom Jones, The Dresser, Under the Volcano, Erin Brockovich.
  90. Gary Sinise: Forrest Gump, Of Mice and Men, Ransom.
  91. Laurence Fishbourne: The Matrix, Apocalypse Now, What's Love Got to Do with It.
  92. Nick Nolte: Affliction, The Thin Red Line, The Prince of Tides, Cape Fear.
  93. Ryan Gosling: Half-Nelson, Lars and the Real Girl, Blue Valentine, Drive, The Ides of March.
  94. John Turturro: Barton Fink, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Quiz Show, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing.
  95. Roy Scheider (D): Jaws, The French Connection, All That Jazz, Klute, Sorcerer.
  96. William H. Macy: Fargo, Seabiscuit, Boogie Nights.
  97. Daniel Craig: Casino Royale, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Road to Perdition, Defiance, Munich.
  98. Casey Affleck: Gone Baby Gone, The Assassination of Jesse James, Good Will Hunting, Ocean's Eleven, Chasing Amy.
  99. Guy Pierce: Memento, LA Confidential, The King's Men.
  100. Jeremy Renner: The Hurt Locker, The Town, Dahmer.

*Best Actor/Supporting Actor Academy Award winning performances appear in italics

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Written and directed by Christopher Nolan.  Starring Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, and Michael Caine.  The terrorist leader Bane arrives in Gotham City, and pushes its hero Batman to breaking point and beyond. (Trailer)

Skyfall (2012) Starring Daniel Craig, Ralph Fiennes, and Javier Bardem. James Bond's loyalty to M is tested as her past comes back to haunt her.  As MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost. (Trailer)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)  Directed by Peter Jackson.  Written by Peter Jackson, Philippa Boyens, and Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labrynth).  Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit, journeys to the Lonely Mountain accompanied by a group of dwarves to reclaim a treasure taken from them by the dragon Smaug. (Trailer)

Lincoln (2012) Directed by Steven Spielberg. Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Tommy Lee Jones.  Based on the book by Doris Kearns Goodwin.  The sixteenth President of the United States guides the North to victory during the Civil War.

The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2013)  Thorin and Company have reached Lake-town and it is time for the hobbit Bilbo Baggins to fulfill his contract with the dwarves. The party must complete the journey to Lonely Mountain and burglar Baggins must seek out the Secret Door that will give them access to the hoard of the dragon Smaug. If Bilbo and the others are able to gain the treasure, will they be able to keep it? And will they discover what has become of the wizard Gandalf?

Total Recall (2012) Starring Colin Farrell, Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and Ethan Hawke. As the nation stations Euromerica and New Shanghai vie for supremacy, a factory worker begins to suspect that he's a spy, though he is unaware which side of the fight he is on.

Man of Steel (2013) Starring Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Kevin Costner, and Diane Lane with writing contributions by Christopher Nolan. (Trailer)

Human Nature (???)  Directed by Darren Aronofsky.  Starring George Clooney.  A man who is cryogenically frozen for years awakens to a world where humans are no longer the dominant species.

Django Unchained (2012) Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.  Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, and Christoph Waltz.  A slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from the brutal Calvin Candie, a Mississippi plantation owner. (Trailer)

The Dictator (2012) Directed by Larry Charles, written by Sacha Baron Cohen and starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Megan Fox, Ben Kingsley, JB Smoove, John C. Reily, and Anna Faris.  The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed. (Trailer)

Anchorman 2 (2013) Directed by Adam McKay and starring Will Ferrell, Steve Carrell, and Paul Rudd. The continuing adventures of San Diego news anchor Ron Burgundy (The Announcement)

The Master (2012) Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.  Starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix, and Amy Adams. A 1950's-set drama centered on the relationship between a charismatic intellectual known as "the Master" whose faith-based organization begins to catch on in America, and a young drifter who becomes his right-hand man.

Hitchcock (2013) Starring Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock.

Kill Bill Volume 3 (???)  Directed by Quentin Tarantino.  Starring Uma Thurman.

The Comedian (2012) Directed by Sean Penn.  Starring Robert De Niro and Kristen Wiig. A look at the life of an aging insult comic.

Sinatra (2013) Directed by Martin Scorsese. The life story of legendary singer and actor Franck Sinatra.

Pablo Escobar (2012)  Directed by Antoine Fuqua (Training Day) and written by David McKenna (American History X).

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2013) Written and directed by Frank Miller and starring Mickey Rourke, and Rosario Dawson. In the dark bowels of Sin City, Dwight plans to have his vengeance against the woman who betrayed him, Ava Lord, while Nancy is trying to cope with Hartigan's death.

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)  Starring Leonardo Dicaprio.  Based on the autobiography of Jordan Belfort.  A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration.

The Dark Tower (???)  Directed by Ron Howard, written by Stephen King and starring Javier Bardem.  Gunslinger Roland Deschain roams an Old West-like landscape in search of a dark tower, in the hopes that reaching it will preserve his dying world

Last Vegas (2012)  Starring Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, and Michael Douglas.  Four best friends in their late-60's decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.

American Bullshit (???)  Directed by David O. Russell and starring Christian Bale and Bradley Cooper.  An FBI sting operation in the 1970s called Abscam leads to the conviction of United States Congressmen.

Lombardi (???)  Starring Robert De Niro and written by Eric Roth (Forrest Gump).  The story of Green Bay Packers coach Vinco Lombardi and how he led his team to victory during the 1967 NFL Championship.

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)  Written and directed by Wes Anderson.  Starring Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, Edward Norton, Harvey Keitel, Frances McDormand, and Jason Schwartzman.  A pair of lovers flee their New England town, which causes a local search party to fan out and find them. (Trailer)

Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father (2012)  Directed by Barry Levinson.  Starring Al Pacino and John Travolta.  The story of crime boss John Gotti and his son.

Savages (2012) Directed by Oliver Stone.  Starring John Travolta, Taylor Kitsch and Uma Thurman.  Pot growers Ben and Chon face off against the Mexican drug cartel who kidnapped their shared girlfriend.

Leningrad (2012) Written by Sergio Leone and starring Al Pacino.  The historical epic depicts the siege of Leningrad by the German army during World War II.  The Russians suffered terrible losses but the the Communists would not give up the birthplace of the Russian revolution.

The Wizard of Lies (2012 on HBO) Starring Robert De Nero as Bernie Madoff.

Untitled Whitey Bulger Project (2014)  Directed by Ben Affleck and starring Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Casey Affleck.  The story of notorious Boston mobster Whitey Bulger

The Trade (2012) Written by Ben and Casey Affleck.  A chronicle of the 1970s scandal caused by New York Yankees Fritz Petterson and Mike Kekich, who admitted to swapping wives with one another.

Twelve Years A Slave (2013)  Starring Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, and Chiwetel Ejiofor.  A man living in New York during the mid-1800s is kidnapped and sold into slavery in the deep south.

The Lone Ranger (2013) Directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer.

Noah (2014)  Directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe. The epic, biblical tale of Noah and the ark.

Hemingway and Fuentes (2012) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Annette Benning, and Andy Garcia.  Directed and written by Andy Garcia.  Ernest Hemingway befriends boat captain, Gregorio Fuentes, who inspires him to pen the famous tale "The Old Man and the Sea."

The Campaign (2012) Starring Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, and Jason Sudeikas.  Two rival North Carolina politicians with presidential aspirations tangle with one another.

Interstellar (2014)  Directed by Steven Spielberg and written by Jonathan Nolan.  An exploration of physicist Kip Thorne's theories of gravity fields, wormholes and several hypotheses that Albert Einstein was never able to prove.

The Gangster Squad (2012) Starring Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, and Emma Stone.  A chronicle of the LAPD's fight to keep East Coast Mafia types out of Los Angeles in the 1940s and 50s

Silence (2013) Directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Benicio Del Toro.  In the 17th century, two Jesuit priests face violence and persecution when they travel to Japan to locate their mentor and to spread the gospel of Christianity.

Rush (2013) Directed by Ron Howard and written by Peter Morgan (The Last King of Scotland).  Starring Chris Hemsworth, Russell Crowe and Olivia Wilde.  A biography of Formula 1 champion driver Niki Lauda and the 1976 crash that almost claimed his life.  Mere weeks after the accident, he got behind the wheel to challenge his rival, James Hunt.

Gambit (2013) Written by the Coen brothers and starring Stanley Tucci, Colin Firth and Cameron Diaz. An art curator decides to seek revenge on his abusive boss by conning him into buying a fake Monet, but his plan requires the help of an eccentric and unpredictable Texas rodeo queen.

Lovelace (2012) Starring Amanda Seyfried, Wes Bentley, James Franco and Sharon Stone.  The story of Linda Lovelace, who is used and abused by the porn industry at the behest of her coercive husband before taking control of her life.

The Mission (2013)  Directed by David O. Russell and starring Brad Pitt (rumored).  An action thriller about the 2008 rescue of 15 hostages from a guerrilla group in the Colombian jungle.

The Great Gatsby (2012) Starry Leonardo Dicaprio and Tobey Maguire. An adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's Long Island-set novel, where Midwesterner Nick Carraway is lured into the lavish world of his neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Soon enough, however, Carraway will see through the cracks of Gatsby's nouveau riche existence, where obsession, madness, and tragedy await.

The Humbling (2012) Directed by Barry Levinson, written by Buck Henry (The Graduate), and starring Al Pacino.  A story set on a farm in upstate New York and centered on the sexual (and otherwise) relationship between aged, suicidal actor and a younger woman.

The Odyssey (???) Directed by George Miller.  Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War, during which he is confronted by natural and supernatural threats including shipwrecks, battles, monsters, and the sea god Poseidon.  Tale is told through Odysseus' son Telemachus.

On the Road (2012) Based on the novel by Jack Kerouac. Directed by Walter Salles (The Motorcycle Diaries) Starring Sam Riley, Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Viggo Mortensen, and Steve Buscemi. Dean and Sal are the portrait of the Beat Generation living in the here and now during the Fifties. Their search for "It" results in a fast paced, energetic roller coaster ride with highs and lows throughout the U.S. (Trailer)

Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) Written and directed by the Coen brothers.  Starring Carey Mulligan, John Goodman and Justin Timberlake. A singer-songwriter navigates New York's folk music scene in the 1960's.

Brave New World (???) Directed by Ridley Scott.  Starring Leonardo DiCaprio (rumored)

The Bourne Legacy (2012) Directed by Tony Gilroy and starring Jeremy Renner and Edward Norton. (Trailer)

World War Z (2012) Starring Brad Pitt and Brian Cranston.  A UN representative, writing a report on the great zombie war, interviews survivors in the wake of World War Z. (Trailer)

Flight (2012) Directed by Robert Zemekis.  Starring Denzel Washington, Don Cheadle, Melissa Leo and John Goodman. An airline pilot saves a flight from crashing, but an investigation into the malfunctions reveals something troubling.

Broken City (2013) Directed by Allan Hughes and starring Russell Crowe, Mark Wahlberg, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.  A neo-noir about a New York City private eye who gets pulled into a shady mayoral election.

The Irishman (??) Directed by Martin Scorsese.  Starring Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci. A mob hit man recalls his possible involvement with the slaying of Jimmy Hoffa.

Liberace (2013 on HBO) Starring Matt Damon and Michael Douglas.  The life of celebrated pianist Liberace.

Yellow Submarine (2014) Directed by Robert Zemeckis.  A 3-D adaptation of the classic Beatles animated feature.

Hamdam v. Rumsfeld (???) Produced by George Clooney and written by Aaron Sorkin.  A thriller set against the backdrop of the war on terror, The Challenge tells the inside story of a historic Supreme Court showdown. At its center are a Navy JAG and a young constitutional law professor who, in the aftermath of 9/11, find themselves defending their nation in the unlikeliest of ways: by suing the president of the United States on behalf of an accused terrorist in order to prevent the American government from breaking the law and violating the Constitution.

One Shot (2012) Directed and co-written by Christopher McQuarrie (Usual Suspects)  Starring Tom Cruise, Robert Duvall, and Rosamund Pike.  A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims. Based on a book in Lee Child's crime series.

The Counselor (2013) Directed by Ridley Scott and written by Cormac McCarthy (No Country For Old Men) Starring Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, and Javier Bardem.  A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking.

Dumb and Dumber 2 (2014)  Directed by the Farrelly brothers and starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

Citizen Hughes: The Power, the Money and the Madness (2014) Written by Christopher Nolan.  A look at the life of billionaire aviator, Howard Hughes, based on his own handwritten memoir.

Zoolander 2 (2014) Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and Jonah Hill

Trouble with the Curve (2012) Starring Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams, Justin Timberlake, and John Goodman. An ailing baseball scout in his twilight years takes his daughter along for one last recruiting trip.

Untitled Sherlock Holmes Project (???) Starring Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen and produced by Judd Apatow.  A humorous take on Arthur Conan Doyle's classic mysteries featuring Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson

The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)  Directed by RZA.  Written by RZA and Eli Roth.  Starring Russell Crowe, Jamie Chung and Lucy Lui.  In feudal China, a blacksmith who makes weapons for a small village is put in the position where he has to depend himself and his fellow villagers.

The Revenant (2013) Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu and starring Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio.  Centering on 1820's story of a frontiersman, Hugh Glass, on a path of vengeance against those who left him for dead after a bear mauling.

Top Gun 2 (???) Directed by Tony Scott and starring Tom Cruise.

The General (???) Directed by Darren Aronofsky.  A gritty look at the story of George Washington.

Arrested Development (???) Starring Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, Portia de Rossi, David Cross, Michael Cera, and Jeffery Tambor.  Presented by Ron Howard (executive producer).  A big screen adaptation of the critically-acclaimed television series centering on the adventures of the dysfunctional Bluth family.

Prometheus (2012) Directed by Ridley Scott and starring Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron and Guy Pierce.  A team of scientists journey through the universe on the spaceship "Prometheus" on a voyage to investigate Alien life forms. The team of scientists becomes stranded on an Alien world, and as they struggle to survive it becomes clear that the horrors they experience are not just a threat to themselves, but to all of mankind. (Trailer)

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Here are the 100 most memorable, well-crafted, mesmerizing, hilarious, or just plain bad-ass characters of the past 50 years.

  1. Vito Corleone-The Godfather
  2. The Joker- The Dark Knight
  3. Hannibal Lector- Silence of the Lambs
  4. James Bond- Goldfinger
  5. Jules Winnfield- Pulp Fiction
  6. Gollum- Lord of the Rings
  7. Daniel Plainview- There Will Be Blood
  8. The Dude- The Big Lebowski
  9. John Doe- Se7en
  10. Luke- Cool Hand Luke
  11. Darth Vader- Star Wars
  12. Rocky- Rocky
  13. The Man With No Name- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  14. Michael Corleone- The Godfather
  15. Forrest Gump- Forest Gump
  16. Indiana Jones- Raiders of the Lost Ark
  17. Tony Montana- Scarface
  18. Marty McFly- Back to the Future
  19. Keyser Soze/Verbal Kint- The Usual Suspects
  20. Anton Chigurh- No Country For Old Men
  21. Travis Bickle- Taxi Driver
  22. Han Solo- Star Wars
  23. Wooderson- Dazed and Confused
  24. Hal 9000- 2001: A Space Odyssey
  25. Ron Burgundy- Anchorman
  26. Frank Booth- Blue Velvet
  27. Beatlejuice- Beatlejuice
  28. Dr. Strangelove- Dr. Strangelove
  29. Frank Costello- The Departed
  30. Jake LaMotta- Raging Bull
  31. Tyler Durden- Fight Club
  32. Hans Landa- Inglourious Bastards
  33. The Terminator- The Terminator
  34. Harry Callahan- Dirty Harry
  35. Ellen Ripley-Alien
  36. Edward Scissorhands- Edward Scissorhands
  37. RP McMurphy- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  38. Detective Alonzo Harris- Training Day
  39. Butch Cassidy- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  40. Jack Torrence- The Shining
  41. Carl Spackler- Caddyshack
  42. Mr. Miyagi- The Karate Kid
  43. Mr. Blonde- Reservoir Dogs
  44. Walter E. Kurtz- Apocalypse Now
  45. Ferris Bueller- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  46. Derek Zoolander- Zoolander
  47. Bluto- Animal House
  48. Tommy DeVito- Goodfellas
  49. Vinny Gambini- My Cousin Vinny
  50. Max Cady- Cape Fear
  51. Lee Grossman-Tropic Thunder
  52. Shaft- Shaft
  53. Kevin McCallister- Home Alone
  54. William Wallace- Braveheart
  55. Spicoli- Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  56. John McClain- Die Hard
  57. Oskar Schindler-Schindler's List
  58. Marge Gunderson- Fargo
  59. Alex Forrest- Fatal Attraction
  60. E.T.- E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial
  61. Red Redding- The Shawshank Redemption
  62. Howard Beale- Network
  63. Amelie- Amelie
  64. Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting- Gangs of New York
  65. Axel Foley- Beverly Hills Cop
  66. Michael- The Deer Hunter
  67. Alan- The Hangover
  68. Patrick Bateman- American Psycho
  69. Frank Serpico- Serpico
  70. Ace Ventura- Ace Venture: Pet Detective
  71. Raymond Babbitt- Rain Man
  72. Wall-E- Wall-E
  73. Phil Conners- Grounydhog Day
  74. Freddy Krueger- A Knightmare on Elm Street
  75. Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade- Scent of a Woman
  76. Rooster Cogburn- True Grit
  77. Erin Brockovich- Erin Brockovich
  78. Ratso Rizzo- Midnight Cowboy
  79. Stifler- American Pie
  80. Austin Powers- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  81. William 'Bill' Munny- Unforgiven
  82. General George S. Patton- Patton
  83. The Bride- Kill Bill
  84. Quint- Jaws
  85. Alex Delarge- A Clockwork Orange
  86. Ben Braddock- The Graduate
  87. Napoleon Dynamite- Napoleon Dynamite
  88. Leonard Shelby- Memento
  89. Sgt. Elias Grodin- Platoon
  90. Raoul Duke- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  91. FBI Special Agent Paul Smecker- The Boondock Saints
  92. Jake Gittes- Chinatown
  93. Mad Max- Mad Max
  94. V- V for Vendetta
  95. George Hanson- Easy Rider
  96. Peter Venkman- Ghostbusters
  97. Dicky Eklund- The Fighter
  98. Derek Vinyard- American History X
  99. Lil Dice- City of God
  100. Annie Wilkes- Misery

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Definitive Dose presents the 40 best directors working in Hollywood today.
  1. Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, The Departed, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, Casino, Shutter Island, The Last Waltz, Cape Fear, The Color of Money, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Aviator, The Age of Innocence, Mean Streets, Kundun.
  2. Steven Spielberg: Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Raiders of the Lost Ark, E:T: The Extra Terestrial, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Jurassic Park, Poltergeist, Catch Me if You Can, Minority Report, The Color Purple, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Amistad, Munich, War of the Worlds.
  3. Francis Ford Coppola: The Godfather, The Godfather II, Apocalypse Now, The Conversation, You're A Big Boy Now.
  4. Christopher Nolan: Memento, The Dark Knight, Inception, The Prestige, Batman Begins, Insomnia, Following.
  5. Joel/Ethan Cohen: No Country For Old Men, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, True Grit, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, Raising Arizona, The Man Who Wasn't There, Blood Simple, A Serious Man, The Hudsucker Proxy.
  6. James Cameron: Terminator 2, Avatar, Titanic, Aliens, The Abyss.
  7. Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds, Jackie Brown.
  8. David Fincher: Se7en, Fight Club, The Social Network, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Zodiac.
  9. Darren Aronofsky: Requiem For a Dream, The Wrestler, Black Swan, Pi, Below.
  10. P.T. Anderson: There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Hard Eight, Punch-Drunk Love.
  11. Oliver Stone: Platoon, Wall Street, JFK, Born on the Fourth of July, Natural Born Killers.
  12. Clint Eastwood: Unforgiven, Million Dollar Baby, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Mystic River, The Bridges of Madison County.
  13. Roman Polanski: Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, The Pianist, Tess, Pirates.
  14. Brian De Palma: Scarface, Carlito's Way, Mission: Impossible, The Untouchables, Carrie.
  15. Robert Zemeckis: Forrest Gump, Back to the Future, Cast Away, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Romancing the Stone.
  16. Ridley Scott: Alien, Gladiator, Blade Runner, Black Hawk Down, Thelma and Louise, American Gangster.
  17. Woody Allen: Annie Hall, Bullets Over Broadway, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Hannah and Her Sisters, The Purple Rose of Cairo.
  18. Peter Jackson: The Return of the King, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, King Kong, The Lovely Bones.
  19. David Lynch: Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, The Elephant Man, Wild at Heart, The Straight Story.
  20. Milos Forman: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Amadeus, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Ragtime, Man on the Moon.
  21. Ron Howard: A Beautiful Mind, Cinderella Man, Frost/Nixon, Cocoon, Apollo 13.
  22. Steven Soderbergh: Traffic, Erin Brockovich, Ocean's Eleven, Che, Out of Sight.
  23. Tim Burton: Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Batman, Big Fish.
  24. Terry Giliam: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
  25. Ang Lee: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Brokeback Mountain, Sense and Sensibility, Life of Pi, The Ice Storm.
  26. Michael Mann: Heat, The Insider, The Last of the Mohicans, Collateral, Ali.
  27. Mel Brooks: History of the World Part I, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein.
  28. Rob Reiner: A Few Good Men, This is Spinal Tap, Stand By Me, The Princess Bride, Misery.
  29. Gus Van Sant: Goodwill Hunting, Milk, Finding Forrester, Drugstore Cowboy, Elephant.
  30. Edward Zwick: Glory, Blood Diamond, Courage Under Fire, The Last Samurai, The Siege.
  31. Sam Mendes: American Beauty, Road to Perdition, Revolutionary Road, Jarhead, Away We Go.
  32. John Carpenter: Halloween, The Thing, Assault on Precinct 13, The Fog, Big Trouble in Little China.
  33. Kevin Smith: Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
  34. Wes Anderson: The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Darjeeling Limited.
  35. Alejandro González Iñárritu: 21 Grams, Amores Perros, Babel, Biutiful.
  36. Barry Levinson: Rain Man, Good Morning Vietnam, The Natural, Sleepers, Bugsy.
  37. Spike Lee: Malcolm X, Clockers, Do the Right Thing, Inside Man, 25th Hour.
  38. Terrance Malick: The Thin Red Line, The Tree of Life, Days of Heaven.
  39. Danny Boyle: Slumdog Millionaire, Trainspotting, 127 Hours, 28 Weeks Later, The Beach.
  40. Guillermo Del Toro: Pan's Labrynth, Hellboy, Cronos.

*Best Director Academy Award winners in italics

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1) Biff Tannen
Back to the Future
---"Hey butthead!  Say hello to your mom for me."

2) Shooter McGavin
Happy Gilmore
---"Damn you people. Go back to your shanties."

3) Sensei John Kreese
The Karate Kid
---"Sweep the Leg"

4) Walter Peck
Ghostbusters
---"Frankly there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impact from your operation like the presence of noxious, possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. Now either you show me what is down there or I come back with a court order."

5) Fred O'Bannion
Dazed and Confused
---"Y'all ready to bust some ass?"

6) Clark
Good Will Hunting
---"I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian precapitalism..."

7) Bill Lumbergh
Office Space 
---"Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too..."

8) Percy
The Green Mile
---"I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet."

9) Ernie McCracken
Kingpin
---"Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"

10) Eric Gordon
Billy Madison
---"Well, 'sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?"

11) Caledon Hockley
Titanic
---"Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?"

12) Charlie Dillon
School Ties
---"You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew."

13) Harry Ellis
Die Hard
---"Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. "

14) Derek
Step Brothers
---"I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out."

15) Prince Humperdinck
The Princess Bride
---"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped."

16) Sack Lodge 
Wedding Crashers 
"I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?"

17) Principal Ed Rooney
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
---"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."

18) Judge Smails
Caddyshack
---"Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too."

19) Dean Gordon 'Cheese' Pritchard 
Old School 
---"This is me leaving."

20) White Goodman
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
---"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!"


Honorable Mentions: 
Carter Burke- Aliens, Douglas C. Neidermeyer- Animal House, Buzz McCallister- Home Alone, Mike Damone- Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Richard- Van Wilder, Stifler- American Pie, Ace Merrill- Stand By Me, Pat Healy- There's Something About Mary, Tony Perkis- Heavyweights, Stan Gable- Revenge of the Nerds, Col. William Tavington- The Patriot, Dave Harken- Horrible Bosses.
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After much deliberation, here are Definitive Dose's picks for the 100 most memorable, iconic, and downright quotable movie quotes of the past forty years....

  1. "Make him an offer he can't refuse."--The Godfather
  2. "May the force be with you"--Star Wars
  3. "Go ahead, make my day."--Sudden Impact
  4. "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner."--Silence of the Lambs
  5. "The truth? You can't handle the truth!"--A Few Good Men
  6. "Bond. James Bond."--James Bond
  7. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." --Forrest Gump
  8. "Heeeere's Johnny!"--The Shining
  9. "Say hello to my little friend!"--Scarface
  10. "If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"--There Will Be Blood
  11. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."--Apocalypse Now
  12. "My precious."--Lord of the Rings
  13. "But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"--Dirty Harry
  14. "You talkin' to me?"--Taxi Driver
  15. "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"--Network
  16. "Yippee kay-ay motherfucker"--Die Hard
  17. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."--Pulp Fiction
  18. "E.T.  Phone home" --E.T the Extra-Terrrestrial
  19. "Freeedooooom!!"--Braveheart
  20. "I see dead people." --The Sixth Sense
  21. "I'll be back." --Terminator
  22. "Houston, we have problem"--Apollo 13
  23. "Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N."--Dazed and Confused
  24. What's in the box?!!"--Se7en
  25. "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."--The Godfather II
  26. "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."--The Usual Suspects
  27. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." --Wall Street
  28. "Show me the money!"--Jerry Maguire
  29. "Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!!"--A Time to Kill
  30. "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"--No Country For Old Men
  31. "Juuuuust a bit outside."--Major League
  32. "You're going to need a bigger boat" --Jaws
  33. "These go to eleven"--Spinal Tap
  34. "I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"--Snakes on a Plane
  35. "If you build it, he will come"--Field of Dreams
  36. "Yo, Adrian!"--Rocky
  37. "I guess it comes down to one choice really.  Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'"--The Shawshank Redemption
  38. "Are you not entertained?!!!!!" --Gladiator
  39. "Heineken?!! Fuck that shit.  Pabst Blue Ribbon!!--Blue Velvet
  40. "It's not your fault." --Good Will Hunting
  41. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."--Back to the Future
  42. "Wax on.  Wax off."--The Karate Kid
  43. "I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
    Goodfellas
  44. "Attica! Attica! --Dog Day Afternoon
  45. "I'm the king of the world!"--Titanic
  46. "King Kong ain't got shit on me!"--Training Day
  47. "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them."--Full Metal Jacket
  48. "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."--Fight Club
  49. "When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"--The Departed
  50. "He's not the Messiah.  He's a very naughty boy!"--Life of Brian
  51. "Warriooors. Come out and plaaaay"--Warriors
  52. "I feel the need--the need for speed."--Top Gun
  53. "Aaaallllrighty then"--Ace Ventura
  54. "Now. Where was I?"--Memento
  55. "I like them French fried potaters."--Sling Blade
  56. "Why so serious?"--The Dark Knight
  57. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."--The Godfather III
  58. "There's no crying in baseball!" --A League of Their Own
  59. "I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!"--The Big Lebowski
  60. "Whoo-ah!"--Scent of a Woman
  61. "Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"--Speed
  62. "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...people know me...I'm very important.  I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."--Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  63. "Do you like scary movies?"--Scream
  64. "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."--Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  65. "We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even."--Animal House
  66. "I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"--Trainspotting
  67. "You have smoked yourself retarded"--Half Baked
  68. "I wish I knew how to quit you."  --Brokeback Mountain
  69. "I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley."  --Airplane!
  70. "It's good to be the king."--History of the World: Part 1
  71. "Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die! --The Princess Bride
  72. "Get in my belly."--Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  73. "I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs..."--Kids
  74. "That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."--Unforgiven
  75. "I am a golden god!"--Almost Famous
  76. "One time at band camp..."--American Pie
  77. "Bring out your dead."--Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  78. "America. Fuck yea!"--Team America: World Police
  79. "Look what ya did ya little jerk!"--Home Alone
  80. "Excuse me while I whip this out."--Blazing Saddles
  81. "RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY!"--Rudy
  82. "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and completely redeem yourself!"--Dumb and Dumber
  83. "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"--Meet the Parents
  84. "Nobody puts baby in a corner."--Dirty Dancing
  85. "Cinderella story.  Outta nowhere.  A groundskeeper, now about to become the Master's champion.  It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"--Caddyshack
  86. "We're on a mission from God."--The Blues Brothers
  87. "Beatlejuice!  Beatlejuice!  Beatlejuice!"--Beatlejuice
  88. "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  89. "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass."--Ghostbusters
  90. "You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work."--Remember the Titans
  91. "Free your mind, your ass will follow."--Platoon
  92. "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."--Billy Madison
  93. "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler."--Office Space
  94. "To infinity, and beyond."--Toy Story
  95. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"--Cape Fear
  96. "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."--Requiem For A Dream
  97. "If you're gonna spew, spew into this."--Wayne's World
  98. "He may have advanced dilusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.  But he is a very gentle person!"--Me, Myself, and Irene
  99. "Feel the rhythm!  Feel the rhyme!  Get on up, it's bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!"--Cool Runnings
  100. "Never underestimate the power of denial."--American Beauty

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  1. Alfred Hitchcock: Psycho, Vertigo, Rear Window, North By Northwest, Strangers on a Train.
  2. Billy Wilder: Double Indemnity, Some Like It Hot, Sunset Blvd, The Apartment, The Lost Weekend.
  3. John Ford: The Searchers, The Grapes of Wrath, Stagecoach, How Green Was My Valley, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
  4. Charlie Chaplin: City Lights, The Gold Rush, The Great Dictator, Modern Times, The Immigrant.
  5. John Huston: The Maltese Falcon, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The Asphalt Jungle, The African Queen, Key Largo.
  6. Orson Welles: Citizen Kane, Touch of Evil, Othello, The Magnificent Ambersons, The Stranger.
  7. Frank Capra: Mr Smith Goes to Washington, It's a Wonderful Life, It Happened One Night, Mr Deeds Goes to Town, You Can't Take It With You.
  8. Elia Kazan: On the Waterfront, A Streetcar Named Desire, East of Eden, Gentleman's Agreement, America America.
  9. David Lean: Lawrence of Arabia, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Doctor Zhivago, A Passage to India, Great Expectations.
  10. Howard Hawks: Scarface, Bringing Up Baby, The Big Sleep, His Girl Friday, Red River.
  11. Victor Fleming: The Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind, Joan of Arc, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Reckless.
  12. Michael Curtiz: Casablanca, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Four Daughters, Angels With Dirty Faces, White Christmas.
  13. William Wyler: Ben-Hur, The Best Years of Our Lives, Mrs. Miniver, Roman Holiday, Funny Girl.
  14. Fred Zinnemann: High Noon, From Here to Eternity, A Man for All Seasons, Julia, Oklahoma!.
  15. D.W. Griffith: Birth Of A Nation, Intolerance.
  16. Joseph L. Mankiewicz: All About Eve, The Barefoot Contessa, A Letter to Three Wives, 5 Fingers, Sleuth.
  17. Robert Wise: The Sound of Music, West Side Story, The Day the Earth Stood Still, I Want to Live!, The Sand Pebbles.
  18. George Stevens: Shane, Giant, Diary of Anne Frank, A Place in the Sun, Swing Time.
  19. Sam Wood: The Pride of the Yankees, A Night at the Opera, Goodbye Mr Chips, For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Day at the Races.
  20. Stanley Kramer: Judgement at Nuremberg, Inherit the Wind, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, The Defiant Ones, Ship of Fools.

Honorable Mentions: George Cukor, John Frankenheimer, Cecil B. Demille, Erich Von Stroheim, Otto Preminger.

(List refers to directors who spent the majority of their careers working in America, which would otherwise include Igmar Bergman, Akira Kirosawa, Sergio Leone, and F.W. Murnau.)

*Best Director Academy Award winners are in italics.

Written by Ben Pogany

Say what you will about Ben Affleck the person, but its getting harder and harder to argue with the merits of Ben Affleck the screenwriter and director.  Bennifer 2.0 has come along way since the hollywood punchline days of Gigli and Daredevil (both of which garnered him a worst actor golden raspberry) and has found new life as the screenwriter and director of Gone, Baby, Gone and the newly acclaimed The Town.  Even better, he's gone above and beyond to put Boston back on the cinematic map.  Seemed like a good time to break out the ten best Boston-based flicks of the generation.

  1. The Departed
  2. Good Will Hunting
  3. Gone, Baby, Gone
  4. Boondock Saints
  5. Mystic River
  6. The Town
  7. Blown Away
  8. Monument Ave
  9. Soul Man
  10. 21

 

 

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  1. Sean Connery- James Bond, Marko Ramius (The Hunt For Red October), John Mason (The Rock)
  2. Arnold Swarteznegger- The Terminator, Harry Tasker (True Lies), Douglas Quaid (Total Recall), Jack Slater (The Last Action Hero)
  3. Charles Bronson Paul Kersey (Death Wish)
  4. Sylvestor Stallone- John Rambo (Rambo Series), Gabe Walker (Cliffhanger),
  5. Bruce Lee- Enter the Dragon, Game of Death, Fist of Fury
  6. Steven Seagal Casey Ryback (Under Siege), John Hatcher (Marked For Death), Orin Boyd (Exit Wounds).
  7. Jean-Claude Van Damm Frank W. Dux (Bloodsport), Luc Devereaux (Universal Soldier), Chance Boudreaux (Hard Target), Guile (Street Fighter), Max Walker (Time Cop).
  8. Chuck Norris Cordell Walker (Walker, Texas Ranger), Scott McCoy (Delta Force)
  9. Kiefer Sutherland- Jack Bauer (24)
  10. Bruce Willis- John McClane (Die Hard), John Hartigan (Sin City)

Honorable Mentions
Wesley Snipes- Blade, John Cutter (Passenger 57), Mel Gibson- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon), Max Rockatansky (Mad Max), Nicholas Cage- Stanley Goodspeed (The Rock), Cameron Poe (Con Air), Castor Troy (Face/Off), Dolph Lungen- The Punisher, Val Kilmer, Jason Statham- Frank Martin (The Transporter) Chev Chelios (Crank), Pierce Brosnan, Chow Yun-Fat- Li Mu Bai (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon), John Lee (The Replacement Killers), Tom Cruise- Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible), Jet Li, Roger Moore, Keanu Reeves- Neo (Matrix Series), Jack Traven (Speed) Matt Damon- Jason Bourne, Vin Deisel- xXx, Fast and the Furious
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  1. James Bond --22 films by 6 Bonds with no end in sight.
  2. Star Wars
  3. Lord of the Rings
  4. The Godfather
  5. Harry Potter -- Highest grossing film series of all time at $7.5 billion.
  6. Indiana Jones
  7. Rocky--The series that taught roman numerals to a generation.
  8. Terminator
  9. The Clint Eastwood Dollars Trilogy--The third installment of "The Man With No Name," The Good, the Bad and the Ugly might be the greatest western ever made.
  10. Die Hard
  11. The Bourne Trilogy--An fourth film, The Bourne Legacy is in the works with Jeremy Renner the new headliner.
  12. The Hannibal Lector Movies
  13. Matrix
  14. Spiderman
  15. Batman (The Shumacher-Keaton Series)
  16. Superman
  17. X-Men
  18. Star Trek--The JJ Abrams installment (11th overall) was a huge success, and 2 more are in the works.
  19. Alien
  20. Back to the Future
  21. Lethal Weapon
  22. Shrek--The highest grossing animated film series ever at nearly $3 billion.
  23. Pirates of the Carribean--One decent movie and three stinkers.  Still, you can't argue with $3.7 billion grossed.
  24. Dirty Harry
  25. Cheech and Chong
  26. Naked Gun--OJ's second greatest acting job.
  27. National Lampoon's Vacation
  28. Austin Powers
  29. Friday the 13th-- 12 films and counting...
  30. Beverly Hills Cop
  31. Jurassic Park
  32. Nightmare on Elm St
  33. Halloween-- 10 films and counting...
  34. Ocean's Trilogy--The modern day rat-pack earned over a billion on this trio.
  35. Scream
  36. Saw
  37. Jaws
  38. Mad Max
  39. Robocop
  40. Karate Kid
  41. The Exorcist
  42. Major League--Would be much higher if not for the putrid Back to the Minors installment.
  43. Rush Hour
  44. Child's Play --A "darker and scarier" remake of the original 1988 Child's Play is supposed to be in the works.
  45. Blade
  46. The Mummy
  47. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles--Another TMNT is reported to be likely.
  48. The Fast and the Furious
  49. Mighty Ducks
  50. Rambo

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